......You purchased some Porn titles on line and the mail man delivers them to the WRONG address in your complex.....
....Well I placed an order with Jadedvideo about two weeks ago....and I'm here still waiting for my shit... I'm almost ready to send an email to customer service asking "What's up"...Then I come home one day and find my package on the door step.....It's been open with a note that reads, "I guess this was delivered to the wrong address..Sorry". ...
....Now I'm not ashamed of my love for porn...but who ever got my package was...No name on the note...they didn't even bother waiting until I got home to do some old..."hey, here's your package you perv!".... Oh well, who ever opened it got to see the GREATNESS of Red Light Districts 5 on 1 & Straight to the A #4......This could be a plus though...It might getting me out of watching the neighbors cat when they leave town.....

too bad it wasnt the new meatholes dvd and a tranny title

too funny

This has happened to me 3 times in the last year. Also, DVD packages in my mailbox are visible to the street, so anyone walking by can see them. Many times they have been sitting in my mailbox open for the world to see.

The last straw was when my Christian churchgoing neighbors next door received Butttfucked By A Black Man and opened it before realizing.

They don't ask me to dog sit anymore when they go out of town. Christ, it wasn't buttfucked by a cocker spaniel.

No sense at all.

Toelicker.....Do you order from Jadedvideo? ...They're pretty good at keeping you orders private.... I live in a Condo, so the mail man usually leaves my packages in the screen door.
The price we pay for Porn.....

I had this happen once. Luckily my neighbor didn't open it up before she returned it to me but the packaging looked pretty obvious that there was porn in it.