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#128770 - 11/15/05 04:20 PM "Cool Mom" Goes to the Clink
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GOLDEN, Colorado (AP) -- A woman who authorities said had sex with high school boys during alcohol- and drug-fueled parties has been sentenced to 30 years in prison, officials said.


This mom is not exactly a MILF. If you have to bang that, you might as well bang the ugly chick in the back of your geometry class.

I say she be sentenced to having sed with Kyle Stone and Dick Nasty for 2 years, but that might be considered "cruel and unusual" punishment.


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#128771 - 11/15/05 05:48 PM Re: "Cool Mom" Goes to the Clink
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Registered: 09/13/05
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As the saying goes: just put a bag over her head and do your business. I'm sure it's what these kids did.

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#128772 - 11/15/05 06:06 PM Re: "Cool Mom" Goes to the Clink
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This mom is not exactly a MILF. If you have to bang that, you might as well bang the ugly chick in the back of your geometry class.

I say she be sentenced to having sed with Kyle Stone and Dick Nasty for 2 years, but that might be considered "cruel and unusual" punishment.





She's providing sex, drugs and alcohol.. and you want her jailed?
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#128773 - 11/15/05 11:34 PM Re: "Cool Mom" Goes to the Clink
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30 fucking years! They've got to be kidding. I'd say no more than 2.
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#128774 - 11/16/05 12:03 AM Re: "Cool Mom" Goes to the Clink
gia jordan Offline
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Moral of the story is live in a nice neighborhood; that way your kids can fuck a hot milf instead of this woman.
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#128775 - 11/16/05 02:39 PM Re: "Cool Mom" Goes to the Clink
John Floofin Offline
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Wait, who do I blame for this travesty? Right wing judges run amok or liberal minded moral decay, I forget.

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#128776 - 11/16/05 03:35 PM Re: "Cool Mom" Goes to the Clink
loopnode Offline
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Moral of the story is live in a nice neighborhood; that way your kids can fuck a hot milf instead of this woman.




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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#128777 - 11/16/05 04:25 PM Re: "Cool Mom" Goes to the Clink
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If this bitch was hot shed get no more than a week at neverland ranch, but shes nasty hence the 30 year sentence. Gia Jordan hit it on the head, live in a nice neighborhood so at least your kids dont have to fuck the woman in the beastiality videos
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