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GOLDEN, Colorado (AP) -- A woman who authorities said had sex with high school boys during alcohol- and drug-fueled parties has been sentenced to 30 years in prison, officials said.


This mom is not exactly a MILF. If you have to bang that, you might as well bang the ugly chick in the back of your geometry class.

I say she be sentenced to having sed with Kyle Stone and Dick Nasty for 2 years, but that might be considered "cruel and unusual" punishment.