but you're essentially inviting the swami to kill you with your signature, or is he housebound after the breakdown of '04, writing press releases that generate zero replies weekly on adt for make-believe interviews that never happened? it's gotta suck that wankus took a bad idea further than you until he had to ride a woman into the twilight of her career as the sponsors realized the error of their ways. i think the difference was swami was fundamentally too stupid to consider being 3000 miles away from anyone in the porn industry might make things difficult and a little weird when he'd stop interviews to say "mom! i'm looking for an apartment! get off the line, i'm speaking with lexington steele, a black guy with a huge dick i've never me! i'll be right up!"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits