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#128586 - 11/14/05 10:31 AM
REAL SQUIRTERS!!!!
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ADT regular
Registered: 11/14/05
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Cut out the fake shit, you fuckers are really ripping us off!
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#128587 - 11/18/05 02:59 AM
Re: REAL SQUIRTERS!!!!
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 40
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I think they are so few and far between they're never going to catch one on film ... it's just pissing or a bucket of water.
I'm not even convinced it can happen
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#128589 - 11/18/05 01:43 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I used to think the same thing, till the ol' lady learned just the other day. If she's doing it for real it's not pee. If it's shooting out her cunt then obviously it's fake, the real thing comes out the urethra.
Okay this totally confused me. Cause I know that I dont piss out of my cunt. I piss out of the tiny hole underneath my clit. The Urethra?? 
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#128590 - 11/18/05 04:52 PM
Re: REAL SQUIRTERS!!!!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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Wow, I guess I'm in the minority on this one............ Have you ever scene a film with Cytheria, Alisha Klass, Flower Tucci or Sara Jane Hamilton? ... This shit is REAL!!!. When chicks pee I don't recall their legs shaking and quivering from it. Even if they had to hold it in for a while....... Also I don't care how much water and mother fucker drinks. Piss will have some kind of color to it. ....Now with that said. Cytheria, Alisha Klass, Flower Tucci and the lovely Sara Jane all shot clear liquid..... and judging from where the camera is placed I can't see a turkey baser or fountain tricks.... Do me a favor. Look at Ass Worship #7 when Flower is lying on her back and starts to masturbate....When she squirts you can see her ass hole start to pucker out...For real!! ..Her ass hole literally starts to come out of her ass..... Now I'm no chick but I've never heard my girl friend say, "Babe, I just took a hard piss and my ass hole exploded... I'm not saying that some chicks don't fake it. But the people I just named are the truth. Plus if it was fake then how come every chick in Porn isn't claiming they can squirt. ...Let's face it. It's one of the top fetishes in porn right now. .. Next to anal and interracial  Hell, Elegant Angel pretty much saved their company off the entire squirt thing. Seymore has made a living off it for years. How come when directors want to shoot a squirt flick.. There's not a lobby full of bitches talking about how they can squirt. Trust...the shit is true... Oh yea of little faith... 
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#128592 - 11/18/05 08:38 PM
Re: REAL SQUIRTERS!!!!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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so here is my opinion on this issue:
i am a squirter!!
i know for a fact that it is real and that i can do it when i am aroused enough!!!
also it feels like a defence mechanisim for my pussy when it is gettin pounded really hard...
but sometimes when you are asked to squirt on command it doesnt always work. maybe an off day...so i, can say i have faked a squirt in desperate times.
but in most situations.....i really do squirt...in the last few weeks i have begun to master the art of the squirt and let me tell ya...it is fun!! messy fun
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#128595 - 11/19/05 08:52 PM
Re: REAL SQUIRTERS!!!!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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Also I don't care how much water and mother fucker drinks. Piss will have some kind of color to it. ....
That's just not true. I used to take biweekly drug tests(for 3 years) and I would start chugging water an hour before, thinking that it would hide the drugs, although I was usually high even when I walked in.
But when I did that my urine was consistently as clear as water. Crystal clear. I know cause I saw it in a plastic cup each time as the bureaucrat cocksucking life-wrecker  tested it right in front of me.
Uh, anyway, I forgot why that was relevant in the first place.
I'm not drug user, so I defer to you on that one. Still though, I don't recall chicks going through convulsions when they pee... Just when they climax my man....
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#128597 - 11/20/05 08:14 AM
Re: REAL SQUIRTERS!!!!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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#128599 - 11/21/05 04:32 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Great, now I've got bad Karma. 
That was funny and cute at the same time Toe..  
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#128600 - 11/22/05 10:57 PM
Re: REAL SQUIRTERS!!!!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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wow guys!!!!!
i did 2 anal scenes today!!
i was squirtin up a storm!!!
i eill be on ksex tomarrow with erica mclain to promote barely legal 53 so tune in!!!!!!
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#128602 - 11/22/05 11:21 PM
Re: REAL SQUIRTERS!!!!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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wow guys!!!!!
i did 2 anal scenes today!!
i was squirtin up a storm!!!
i eill be on ksex tomarrow with erica mclain to promote barely legal 53 so tune in!!!!!!
Word up.....
Hey Sierra, did you see what Alisha Klass did in Think Sphinc? ...While she was squirting she leaned forwarded and squirted right in her own face!
Ahhhh...... It was like kisses from baby Jesus
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#128604 - 11/23/05 05:23 PM
Re: REAL SQUIRTERS!!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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who's the girl in the ugly-mask?
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#128605 - 11/23/05 06:34 PM
Re: REAL SQUIRTERS!!!!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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who's the girl in the ugly-mask?
KAT
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#128606 - 11/28/05 06:51 PM
Re: REAL SQUIRTERS!!!!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
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wow guys!!!!!
i did 2 anal scenes today!!
i was squirtin up a storm!!!
i eill be on ksex tomarrow with erica mclain to promote barely legal 53 so tune in!!!!!!
We shot Jenna Presley last weekend, she was getting fucked with a strap-on and as we were about to wrap the scene she said "Hey, want me to squirt, i feel it almost there" so we said sure, drop it like it's hot, and the chick dumped a load right there, now i really am not sure where it came from as when she asked where to do it i just said "everywhere" and backed the fuck up. We have it in hidef so hopefully i can determine it a little better when i review the footage, but she either shot a load or pissed all over my friends black leather office couch. Sierra, if you get the feeling when we shoot you next month, by all means go ahead and try to convince us, i will bring my rain jacket.
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#128607 - 11/30/05 06:03 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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Sierra, if you get the feeling when we shoot you next month, by all means go ahead and try to convince us, i will bring my rain jacket. ........ lol if you really feel the need for a jacket then by all means...maybe i will bring a cute pair of goloshes...(speaking of boots...i just bought my first pair of cowboy boots)...fun fun.....but back to the squirt....i am not by any means up to cytheria's level, but when i cum everyone will know it!!! lol....hmmm thinking about that makes me horney!!!! lol any way....i wonder if the female squirt is actually the same feeling that men have when they ejaculate????if so, i know why men are so eager to bust a load!!! hmmmmmm.......ps...i am goin to be on the chat here tonight....i hope all you are there to make it interesting...other wise i will be bored and that sucks .....  i luv pee wee!!!!! 
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#128608 - 11/30/05 06:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Sierra, if you get the feeling when we shoot you next month, by all means go ahead and try to convince us, i will bring my rain jacket.
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lol if you really feel the need for a jacket then by all means...maybe i will bring a cute pair of goloshes...(speaking of boots...i just bought my first pair of cowboy boots)...fun fun.....but back to the squirt....i am not by any means up to cytheria's level, but when i cum everyone will know it!!! lol....hmmm thinking about that makes me horney!!!! lol any way....i wonder if the female squirt is actually the same feeling that men have when they ejaculate????if so, i know why men are so eager to bust a load!!! hmmmmmm.......ps...i am goin to be on the chat here tonight....i hope all you are there to make it interesting...other wise i will be bored and that sucks .....
i luv pee wee!!!!!
That is fucking hillarious.
Pee Wee Reubens deserves some credit for the popularity of Porn today, and the general promiscuity and moral decline of today's 18 to 25 year old demographic... because they represent all the 6 to 10 year old kids who were watching the news many years ago when Pee Wee got busted in that porn theater, and millions of parents/nannies/guardians/weird-Uncles around the country, nay the world, were asked any combination of the follwoing questions:
"What is pornography?" "What is masturbation?" "What is a penis?" "What are private parts?" "Why is pee wee in jail?"
They became subliminally aware that it was ok to watch porn and masturbate, just don't do it in public, or at least don't get caught. The rest fell into place like dominoes and now we have people 25 years of age or younger fucking sucking swallowing on film like the circus freaks in Big Top Pee Wee. It's intuitive really...
The best was when Professor Alan Dershowitz came on TV to defend Pee Wee by saying that "pornography is intended to arouse people sexually, ostensibly to facilitate masturbation. Mr. Reubens actions are not criminal..."
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#128609 - 11/30/05 12:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i've seen dersh naked too many times.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#128611 - 12/01/05 12:25 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
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Squirting is piss. end of topic. Ive been on set and seen Cytheria get ready she drinks about 2 gallons of water and then lets it all go. she "squirted" all over the phototographer  and he smelled like piss the rest of the day.
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#128612 - 12/02/05 09:13 PM
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Registered: 12/02/05
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Loc: LESBIAN BUKKAKE
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Dear Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I would like to present to you the following case: JM PRODUCTIONS failure to make LESBIAN BUKKAKE right.
Exhibit # 1: Instead of Mr. Jeff Stewart, director Ashley Blue and the other fucking retards making LESBIAN BUKKAKE what it should be, they keep on making it the opposite: FAKE BORING REPETITIVE BULLSHIT!
Exhibit # 2: Does this really entertain you? 5 minutes of solo masturbation then followed by women automatically squirting without any real motivation? without actually having lesbian strap-on sex ?? or any lesbo sex for that matter??
Exhibit # 3: JM PRODUCTIONS continues to amaze the audience by giving us Nothing but hardcore male-female piss drinking action in PISS MOPS, but no hardcore all-girl piss drinking action in LESBIAN BUKKAKE??? WHAT KIND OF CRAZY FUCKING DIRECTOR MISSED THAT IDEAL??
Exhibit # 4: The same boring storylines: a bunch of girls show up at this location or at that location, then after 5 minutes of lameduck female jacking off, here comes the fake pussy waterspouts. Nothing new, nothing creative, nothing actually erotic like maybe...ohh lets say GIRL-GIRL STRAP-ON DILDO INTERCOURSE IN ALL KINDS OF KINKY FUCKING POSITIONS: DOGGY, MISSIONARY, DOUBLE DILDO PENETRATION, WHERE THE GIRLS USE THE STRAP-ON DILDOS THE RIGHT WAY: STICK THE DILDOS INTO THEIR SLUTTY GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY AND ASSHOLES, HOLD ON TO THEIR LOVEHANDLES: THE ASS, HIPS OR TITS AND THEN START PUMPING, PUMPING, PUMPING ,PUMPING UNTIL FINALLY "REAL FEMALE EJACULATION" HAPPENS.
Once again Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to consider the following evidence for yourself, go watch JM PRODUCTIONS: LESBIAN BUKKAKE 1,2,3 for yourself and you tell me if Im right or wrong:) Thank you CHANCES ARE , YOU WILL AGREE WITH ME . PEACE, GIVE ME YOUR HONEST FEEDBACK, NO PERSONAL DUMB COMMENTS ABOUT ME, JUST COMMENT ON THE JM PRODUCTIONS TROUBLES WITH PRODUCING LESBIAN BUKKAKE IN THE RIGHT WAY. 
Edited by sonicjetblast (12/02/05 09:29 PM)
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#128615 - 12/02/05 09:52 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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hahahaha actually I love piss... have for a long time. Get your stupid facts straight. Not only that but I'm no fucking actress in this industry... no one is actually. It's not fucking mainstream hollywood. Wrong industry buddy. It's fucking porn... you suck, fuck, lick, piss, whatever and go home. There's no Oscar to be won. So cry!!! CRY LITTLE BABY!!! LOL But yea, the subject of your bitchiness is boring. Your stupidity just amuses me though. Thanks for the entertainment. Oh and... I'm not a sand nigger... you can come up with better factual insults than that buddy. GOSH you even suck at insulting people. What CAN you do? 
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#128621 - 12/03/05 01:46 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
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woot woot!!!! go padova!!!!
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#128628 - 12/03/05 10:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Not even the Swami has Gen's phone number!
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#128630 - 12/04/05 03:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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but you're essentially inviting the swami to kill you with your signature, or is he housebound after the breakdown of '04, writing press releases that generate zero replies weekly on adt for make-believe interviews that never happened? it's gotta suck that wankus took a bad idea further than you until he had to ride a woman into the twilight of her career as the sponsors realized the error of their ways. i think the difference was swami was fundamentally too stupid to consider being 3000 miles away from anyone in the porn industry might make things difficult and a little weird when he'd stop interviews to say "mom! i'm looking for an apartment! get off the line, i'm speaking with lexington steele, a black guy with a huge dick i've never me! i'll be right up!"
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#128631 - 12/04/05 05:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I have this vision of Swami standing outside a Mailbox etc with a puzzled look on his face saying "I didn't think Gen could fit in there with her LONG LEGS!"
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#128632 - 12/04/05 05:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I knew sonicjetblast was a dyke...I knew it Quote:
I have this vision of Swami standing outside a Mailbox etc with a puzzled look on his face saying "I didn't think Gen could fit in there with her LONG LEGS!"
JRV, you are a fucking enigma. Everynow and then you say something approaching good humor, and then you go back to doing your Eva Braun/Steph-in-drag routine and start blowing your oversized whistle. Let things burn a while longer before trying to put out the fire with a full bladder.
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#128635 - 12/05/05 11:40 AM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
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It's a P.O. Box address... the best thing about it is that I go to that damn thing about once a month. It's gonna be changing soon anyways. I've made my way out of the valley like i've wanted to for a long time and the only thing I have left out there is that damn P.O. Box. Gotta change it, gotta change it.. .keep forgetting, gonna change it. This week in fact. WOOT WOOT!
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your sexy as hell , I think that would be cool and sexy to watch, you and gen padova drinking each others wet yellow piss after some hot nasty lesbian strap-on sex....ohh yeah 
bring it on JM PRODUCTIONS!! bring it on. 
maybe not:) Anyways its up to you. Im your friend .PEACE 
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