After several arousal incidents in the E! True Hollywood Story of Traci Lords, I stayed over and watched an episode of The Girls Next Door, a supposed realitymentary about Hugh and these 3 blonde bimbos he keeps on the premisis, much like Higgins kept Zeus and Apollo on Magnum P.I..

So the bimbos and Hef are in some limo after a TV show appearance, and the whores are complaining that: they were accused of having cosmetic surgery, and that they called Hef a "dirty old man."

Just a quick newsflash:
--you whores have all had some form on enhancement. The only unenhanced whore Hef ever knew was Kimberly Carson, who dumped him.
--Hef is old
--Hef is dirty

Hef has completely distanced himself from smut in any respect. He thinks of himself as some aging oil baron who can afford to keep 3 identical whores for his Viagra-indiced pleasure at any one time, but his relevance has completely faded. He is no longer porn, but rather a caricature of himself, spending his investors' money to prolong a life ready for the final solution. I admit to jacking off to plenty of Playboy porn, but that was then, and the Hef+3whores caricature it is now headed on a slow descent to oblivion.

Hef has alzheimers. I painfully sat through an episode of that shit.

When he croaks, it will be fun to watch those 3 whores scramble to the next 80 year old man clinging to life.

Theres only 3, I thought he had 7 girl friends, what happened to the other ones.

only 3 are the focus of the show

An aging porn publisher who's life depends on Viagra and airbrushing is not relevant. Look around here and see how many times his aging ass or his has-been company have been mentioned in anything.

And last time I checked, Playboy Enterprises, Inc. was trading on the NYSE under the symbol PLA, a market cap of $511 million, yet still had a negative tangible net worth of $87 million.

I thought he was dead

he's not exactly a media titan these days, sumner's aging a lot better. that's a decent amount of cash he's got access to, but not enough to put him on the radar screen of people whose claim to fame is being really rich--the test is would kohlberg/blackstone/warburg/etc. even need to think if they wanted to buy something that size out before schwartzman takes his 10am shit? nope.

Hef has completely distanced himself from smut in any respect.

Yeah, but I still pay $20.00 a year in hopes of people like Serena Williams or Lisa Bonet drop their pants.....
...... Other then that Playboy TV does makes for some quality Tivo watching.... ADULT STARS CLOSE UP, NIGHT CALLS HOTLINE (Ashley Blue & Nautica Thorn) LEX IN THE CITY and NIGHT CALLS 411. That's some good shit there!!! ....