I got home from a night at Morton's tonight, where I had a great t-bone with some asparagus. As I sat enjoying my repast, I knew of the coming vile scent of my urine because of my chosen vegetable.

Question: If you're doing a specific scene--say one that required piss or "squirting," can you demand that the performer refrain from such hideous food substances beforehand? Or are you at the vagaries of their diet?

Just askin'.


In a different "vein," E! is now replaying their THS on Traci Lords.

I'd be afraid that they would load up on that item just to piss me off.

I'm just asking. The topic precipitated, pardon the expression, a debate at our table (6 guys, 2 women). Incidentally, the Morton's in Scottsdale loads their men's room with ice, pee pads, scent tablets, anything to prevent that odor from escaping the pissoir. So does the one in Chicago on State St.