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#128507 - 11/13/05 07:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Anybody have any pics of what Pamela Peaks used to look like?
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#128508 - 11/13/05 07:20 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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That's Pamela Peaks. I pray that I will look like her when I start to age. One can only hope!
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#128509 - 11/13/05 08:53 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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That's Pamela Peaks. I pray that I will look like her when I start to age. One can only hope!
I only hope you're kidding.
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#128514 - 11/16/05 05:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I thought porn stars weren't supposed to be as fat as porn fans?
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#128515 - 11/16/05 07:37 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
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wow that is a train wreck if i have ever seen one!
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#128516 - 11/17/05 12:56 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Serious question: has anyone actually watched a scene with Pamela Peaks? Can her sex really be authenticated if nobody has dared to sit through what will undoubtedly be the longest, most terrifying ten-to-twenty minutes of their lives?
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#128517 - 11/17/05 01:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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that's like asking people if they know what jeff mullen, the frosted-hair guy from the first real world who throws porn parties gets paid for what he does. or if bono-one's seen a real vagina. or if anyone's seen a tristan taoranimo(sp?she doesn't deserve the effort) flick or if she's just made three and supported herself whoring herself as a woman with average writing skills who sold three tapes to academics writing on porn.
it's safe to say, nobody's intentionally watched one, getting a pam peaks scene on a disc you just bought must be like biting into an apple and having worm guts squirting all over your mouth 2/3 of the way through. it's estimated 40% of homosexual men are created this way--and they burn in hell as punishment.there should be a warning label on things like this, they have them on ice-t albums which don't even make god hate you.
as an aside, i had to chime in on your latest fiasco on adt, i hatehatehate it when i'm in a situation where a dozen people are going at me, none particuarly well, but it's like a swarm of gnats or somthing and sucks to deal with.
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#128519 - 11/17/05 02:05 PM
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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That shit over there wore me out. I just made what will hopefully be me last post on the subject.
Four pages of dissecting one sentence. Unbelievable. Only at ADT.
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#128520 - 11/17/05 02:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Well ive actually come around on pamela and find her mildly attractive, i just like the fact that having sex with her would be disturbing on six different levels at once. Could fuck her at angles making her untoned belly rotate both clockwise and anti clockwise, pulling hair extensions out as you look for something to grip during doggy, have fake take rub off on your leg as she cowgirls it, having to look into the eyes of someone clearly delusional and mental imbalanced while still maintaining the erotism of the act. Then you could switch smartt with pamela and most of this would still apply so i really don't know what im talking about. Get off my case.
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#128521 - 11/17/05 11:50 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Y'know, I look at that picture, and the phrase that comes to mind is: 'Durka durka, Mohammed Jihad' (from Team America: World Police)
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#128524 - 11/22/05 07:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Nasty bitch is harvesting corn for her cooking show.
(Apologies to coochie monster)
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