i'm just awed, it seemed impossible-i tried and failed and many greater men-even partially-japanese garbagemen gave their all and met defeat.
yet by putting the greater good before such trivial matters as dying of aids, ostracism, career-suicide and if i didn't mention it before, dying of aids---shane deisel managed to offend smartt. he did something so unthinkable it horrified smartt into his own noose and we can never thank him enough for taking one for the team in such an extreme way.
today, the third-leading cause of death for children in developing nations is gone-all because of one man's committment to fucking a chick with hiv then going to shoot porno. it's with great pleasure i present the lifetime acheivement award of the smartt must die association to mr. deisel, you've earned it and make sure to shoot a scene with wankus' chick.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits