Shane, you could have put on your best Bill Clinton impersonation and said, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." That would have been enough for most but you had to add in a threatening tone with this lawyer bs. This is laughable. Please make sure to white-out the Wankus letterhead and the KSEX symbol when filing.

99% of us didn't even know who the fuck you were. I had to google your name and then someone was nice enough to post your pic on here.

So, now I remember you from the Stern show on E.

Just look at all the free publicity your getting. You'll be forever known as the guy banging the HIV+ chick. Shane, your well on your way to getting a star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame.

One last thing. Why did you cancel out on Missy? The girl has bills, food and drugs to buy just like the rest of us.