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BRIANA BANKS! you just proved what an utter waste of brain matter you are. BRIANA BANKS! lol. ADT wants you to be their official mascot. your life is complete.




Only you would mock someone who likes blonde and busty women. Are you jealous that she gets sodomized more often than you do? A quick check of my magic eight ball: all signs point to yes. I knew it! Don't be too jealous though - you're probably less of a cumdodger than she is.

Also, I've proudly been banned from ADT. Next to Jeff, my name is most likely to give Steph an siezure. If someone mentions us in the same sentence to her, we might get lucky and she'll split her head on a sharp coffeetable corner.

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you retard. don't pretend you don't know what a chickenhawk is.



This is funny. A person too stupid to use a shift key is calling someone a retard. (Jamesn does this humorously - you're just dumb.) I'm willing to bet you don't get the irony.

Admittedly, I thought the whole "chickenhawk" thing was in reference to my previous Cindy Sheehan signature. It appears you may have used the definition most familiar to my LEO friends - a slur for pedophiles. No pedophelia here, but your persistent use of such accusations reeks of Freudian projection. Maybe you'd prefer NAMBLA to xxxporntalk? Perhaps you should move to Bahrain with Michael Jackson.