CHATSWORTH PICTURES RELEASE MILF MEAT
REAL MOTHERS! REAL TRAGEDY!

Chatsworth Pictures released its debut film, Milf Meat, to record sales this week. Company owners, Grip & Cram Johnson, received the news while on an archeological dig for Negro performer Sean Michaels ancestors’ bones in darkest Africa.

“When we’re not shooting whores for our fan’s jerk off pleasure, Grip and I are busy shooting holes in popular urban myths,” explains Cram Johnson. “People believe Sean Michaels is black, but we’re not convinced.”

Philanthropic endeavors aside, the Johnson Brothers are thrilled to see Chatsworth Pictures being so well received by distributors, retailers, and fans alike. “After we sold SkinTight Pictures to the Saudis, we really didn’t know how people would react to our new company and vision,” says Grip Johnson. “After all, people generally hate change. Look at Zupko. He’s been wearing the same smelly black shirt for years. ”

Unlike the Johnson Brother’s kinder and gentler Milf Money series, Milf Meat is the first installment in a new series dedicated to punishing bad mothers through relentless hardcore, humiliating sex and interview.

“With Milf Money, we tried to help kids by giving their mothers food & diaper money to suck Dino Bravo’s cock or lick Steven French’s ass,” explains Cram. “But, we were fools. They just wasted that money on valtrex and vodka. Now, we know better. Milf Meat pushes these whores to their mental, emotional, and physical breaking points. If they kill themselves afterwards, their kids will surely have a better life being ass-raped by priests at an orphanage than they do now. They deserve at least that much. ”

“And, let’s face it;” adds Grip, “Most porn fans hate their moms. Hell, most porn fans live with their moms. By showing these guys a collection of mothers who are a hundred times worse than their own, we help them feel better about themselves. And, once our fans have that inner peace, they can finally find the courage to laugh and masturbate freely and without hate. ”

The Johnson Brothers only hire real mothers for Milf Meat.

“Every whore is checked for stretch marks and an overall sense of sadness consistent with motherhood,” promises Grip. “And, they have to be hot and fuckable. Unlike other porn companies, we don’t just throw Kat Kleevage into the mix and call it a milf movie.”

“That’s true,” says Cram. “People assume that because a chick is old and rancid it means she's had a kid. But, it doesn't really mean that. It just means she's had a hard life of $50 blowjobs and is an assembly line for abortions. If Kat Kleevage ever did have any kids I guarantee you they're at the bottom of a dumpster somewhere … or wish they were. ”

Milf Meat features real moms Desire Moore, Delilah Strong, Chelse Zinn, and Nicki Hunter .

Milf Meat is available on DVD & VHS. Get your copy today at www.jerkoffzone.com

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BTW, you might be onto something with Sean Michaels because black men usually have better taste in hats than he seems to.

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