Even though Wankus' 'stache is about as attractive as a hairy anus, it still takes time and patience to keep it tidy. Same for the eyebrow waxing/styling. This ritual upkeep shows he cares about the way he looks, which makes his wardrobe all the more hysterical.
At first I thought he just lacked the will or know-how to look cool. I mean there's not much you can do with the face region, so I thought maybe he didn't care enough to work on the rest. But it seems as if a lot of thought goes into the "Wankus Look". See, I know you can't just walk into any mall and buy that offensive Dolphins' vest, so he would have to order it online, most likely directly from the Dolphins' official apparel site. Really think about that.
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