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Getting over the tremendous sorrow that I've been going through as a result of my last breakup, I decided to move on by procurring myself a new girlfriend. I like this girl. She's real nice and sweet. We've been a couple for about 2 weeks now and have engaged in coitus about 5 times thus far. She had planned to come over tonight and I in turn secretly planned to have her hang her head UPSIDEDOWN so that I can gagfactor the living snot out of her. So we preceed to fuck. It was quite good. I got her off, then we took a little break. Once I got hard again, I politely asked her to move to the edge of the bed and hang her head UPSIDEDOWN over the edge. She did not know what was in store for her, but she readily complied nevertheless. On my knees, I squated over her face (my matress is on the floor). As I was about to stick my penis inside her mouth and throat for the coming assault, I accidentally and involuntarily let rip the biggest fart...RIGHT IN HER FACE!!! My penis immediately went limp and I ran to the bathroom to hide. Once there, I kept asking myself WHY WHY WHY over and over again. I was so embarrassed, and she so apparently distraught, that she stormed off into the night, most likely never to be seen again.

The irony of this story is that I'm so incredibly obsessed with Gag Factor and finally when I get the chance to do it, I ruin it by farting in the whores face, thereby leading me to lose wood and her storming off. Will I ever get the chance to thoroughly gagfactor a whore? Will I?

Thanks

At least it wasn't a wet fart.

Gag Fartcor.

If he coulda kept his wood, the fart would have just added to the romanticisim.

She only left because this faggot couldn't keep up his end of the bargain and skull fuck her like she wanted. I'm sure she headed down to the nearest truck stop or bowling alley to find herself a man who could finish the deed. Fucking waste of a good whore, and this limp-wristed queer thinks he offended her, Hah!!! Cunts want to be treated this way and we as men do a disservice to them when we show up with love notes and flowers. Just remeber, the sexiest thing you'll ever say to a woman is "no".