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because you'll stick to analyzing stuff like the implications of 50 cent's movie or anything to do with britney because people love the idea that they can talk about the whims of dumb people like it's a "science".




James, you beautiful bastard, I couldn't have said it any better. It's that freeze-dried bag of pop culture memorbilia Cathy Siepp that did it to him. I'm really sorry she has cancer but Turkish impalement is not an extraordinary punishment for people who reflect on the moral values of bounty hunter reality tripe.

Luke's problem is Manichean: people are either the type of troglodyte that vamps at pornstar kareoke or a self-righteous cretin offering his thoughtful commentary on Paul Abdul's flesh-eating virus. We need to get the boy out of LA before he'll realize how grotesque this whole thing is.
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