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ok, totaly off topic..i just got myself the clapper. you know, clap on...clap off. i think this is the coolest thing since sliced bread and gapping butt holes. but why do my roomates and family laugh at me for having a clapper? i dont get it..

xo christie lee

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Do the lights flicker in your bedroom when you are getting pounded doggystyle?

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ok, the lastest update on my clapper. i threw that fucker out like a two day old bang buddy. i had a bad cough for a few days and so everytime i coughed,shut my door, and banged the stupid thing would turn off and on my lamp like i was throwing a disco party in my room. im over it! its gone..ill stick to the plan of getting a chia pet.

xo christie lee

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goddamn that made me squirt coffee out through my nostrils.