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Christie is a good friend of mine. We go to parties, get coffee whenever, and text each other about curtains. I know for a fact that she likes guys. Yes, she made out with me on her dirty living room foor, but don't worry, guys. The lady loves cock.
to that tidbit, just tell her that Smut misses her. 
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