I imagine Taylor Rain wrapping her McDonald's French Fry-like digits around a Microphone and singing the following (read off the PSK prompter):

"Yo dawgs & Bitches, this is for all my she-dawgs, I love ya bitches yo ..."


I want to be where the boys are
but I'm not allowed
I wait outside of the boy's bar
I wait for them to all come out

I'm not a
boy

It's not my fault
that I'm not a boy
it's not my fault
I don't have those toys

I'm not a
boy

And now it's alright
without those boys
I stay at home at night
and I play with my toys

I'm not a
boy


It's too bad, too, cuz thats a great song....