if we can take anything away from the years where each native american one killed could be traded in for currency, it's that luke needs money. we need less very ugly people lacking the fundamental decency to work in a profession without nudity, video cameras and tendency to make thousands of copies and distribute them to innocent people.
we should offer luke a hundred bucks for ugly pornstar scalps, he's already got the serial-killer wheels and he can always claim it was the lithium if caught.
obviously, monstar will take care of the exchange and he'll be rewarded with a fine squaw and rise through the tribal ranks-don't think scalps of the paleface aren't still the ultimate status symbol.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits