I'm around, it's just that sometimes days go by without me remembering to check this place. It's basketball season and this is the only sport that matters in the world outside of competitive curling, because we all have to find a way to kill time before we die.

There was a certain swishiness to this place for awhile, but I'm hoping Da Burglar's R&R gives him time to come up a new schtick. I mean, he's at least as versatile as Jimmy "JJ" Walker from Good Times, and I look forward to his new and interesting variations on "I'm crippled, drunk and horny--DYNOMITE!!" It's the fucking Well-Tempered Clavier of our generation, when you get down to it.