I see that the devious Jews have struck back in the battle for Luke's soul, dispatching ZOG agent Joanna Angel - quite possibly the only real Jew that's less of a Jew than Luke - out to woo him with her aquiline beak and wily charms and connections in the East Coast yeshivas.

Meanwhile, the representative of porn's gentile faction has pretended not to be supremely creeped out by his discussion of his erectile dysfunction and his inability to scrape together ten bucks for Levitra. She's taking one on the chin for the Gentiles, as it takes a supreme act of will to repress the wincing nausea that comes with every new revelation.

Let's be honest: this is probably Luke's last shot at finding a woman of child-bearing age that will put up with him. They know he's desperate, but still they're trying. Why? What is so crucial that both ZOG and the Gentiles need to neutralize a humble porn scribe? Is it a ruse by Tony Fats or whoever that gangster duplicator was? Will Joanna step out to "freshen up" and send in a gang of telflin-wearing porno Hassids to beat the poor scribe senseless?