joanna's face is cute, but there's that simian-tinge to it that i've never seen end up attractive much past the late 20's even with surgery. there's a reason the scarsdale set put such effort into fit and finish years ahead of the curve and the nosejobs are done by freshmen year of college. the darker-featured jewesses with the bushy eyebrows and nice curves at 22 have to be married by 28 at the latest or they're doomed to a life of denying they've missed out on womanhood and have become the undead of the upper west that buffer the reality they ARE the female steven tyler and will die alone by pretending they have the same societal value as an 18-year old version of themselves with young, healthy ovaries and a future. she'll need to develop the defense mechanism of not knowing the proper definition of irony but pointing it out constantly.
joanna has been in the untouchable-track of new york judiasm for some time along with the girls from rye whose mothers went to westpalm instead of teaching them to read or develop the critical skills in uni-brow prevention. the tribe's got no faith in her, she's been sent to the provinces of rutgers to defend with dishonesty about her sat scores--the elders and the tisch family have established nyu as the place to put their semi-rebellious young. she's not your way to true acceptance. it's getting to the point where you just don't want to see the horrors of a cute high-schooler decay into a heavier version of one of the toxic twins.
holly's made it this far and she's your ticket to survival when continental europe rounds up the jews and kills large amounts of them because they can't figure out politics without it as a release valve when the usual directionless rioting isn't doing it.
high cheekbones luke-blondes can be hot at 50, joanna angel will be inked and have clownlike facial features and really hairy arms. find the elusive fine-featured jewess never tainted with years spent in new jersey or give up your dream of brotherhood with richard jeni.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits