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#127775 - 11/08/05 08:53 PM The Struggle for Luke's Soul
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I see that the devious Jews have struck back in the battle for Luke's soul, dispatching ZOG agent Joanna Angel - quite possibly the only real Jew that's less of a Jew than Luke - out to woo him with her aquiline beak and wily charms and connections in the East Coast yeshivas.

Meanwhile, the representative of porn's gentile faction has pretended not to be supremely creeped out by his discussion of his erectile dysfunction and his inability to scrape together ten bucks for Levitra. She's taking one on the chin for the Gentiles, as it takes a supreme act of will to repress the wincing nausea that comes with every new revelation.

Let's be honest: this is probably Luke's last shot at finding a woman of child-bearing age that will put up with him. They know he's desperate, but still they're trying. Why? What is so crucial that both ZOG and the Gentiles need to neutralize a humble porn scribe? Is it a ruse by Tony Fats or whoever that gangster duplicator was? Will Joanna step out to "freshen up" and send in a gang of telflin-wearing porno Hassids to beat the poor scribe senseless?



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#127776 - 11/10/05 01:50 AM Re: The Struggle for Luke's Soul
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Doesn't this pic just say it all?

I heard Holly recently keyed "Stay away from my man, whore!" into Joanna's car. Obviously this pic was taken before that childish act. It really is a shame their friendship was blown asunder by Luke's sexual power.
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#127777 - 11/10/05 02:59 AM Re: The Struggle for Luke's Soul
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joanna's face is cute, but there's that simian-tinge to it that i've never seen end up attractive much past the late 20's even with surgery. there's a reason the scarsdale set put such effort into fit and finish years ahead of the curve and the nosejobs are done by freshmen year of college. the darker-featured jewesses with the bushy eyebrows and nice curves at 22 have to be married by 28 at the latest or they're doomed to a life of denying they've missed out on womanhood and have become the undead of the upper west that buffer the reality they ARE the female steven tyler and will die alone by pretending they have the same societal value as an 18-year old version of themselves with young, healthy ovaries and a future. she'll need to develop the defense mechanism of not knowing the proper definition of irony but pointing it out constantly.

joanna has been in the untouchable-track of new york judiasm for some time along with the girls from rye whose mothers went to westpalm instead of teaching them to read or develop the critical skills in uni-brow prevention. the tribe's got no faith in her, she's been sent to the provinces of rutgers to defend with dishonesty about her sat scores--the elders and the tisch family have established nyu as the place to put their semi-rebellious young. she's not your way to true acceptance. it's getting to the point where you just don't want to see the horrors of a cute high-schooler decay into a heavier version of one of the toxic twins.

holly's made it this far and she's your ticket to survival when continental europe rounds up the jews and kills large amounts of them because they can't figure out politics without it as a release valve when the usual directionless rioting isn't doing it.

high cheekbones luke-blondes can be hot at 50, joanna angel will be inked and have clownlike facial features and really hairy arms. find the elusive fine-featured jewess never tainted with years spent in new jersey or give up your dream of brotherhood with richard jeni.
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#127778 - 11/10/05 03:30 AM Re: The Struggle for Luke's Soul
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Registered: 03/28/04
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I think the battle has been lost.

I was just on his site and it had postings of Hol's blog entries...from april & june.




I hope he goes to this party tonight...maybe the lure of getting pictures of drunken harlots will bring him back.

if i go i'll give him a hug.
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#127779 - 11/10/05 09:27 AM Re: The Struggle for Luke's Soul
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Bottom line Luke - go for the Shiksa Princess now. The Jewesses won't really love you anymore once they find out you're not a real doctor.
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#127780 - 11/10/05 04:05 PM Re: The Struggle for Luke's Soul
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Registered: 04/16/04
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From Lukes site:

Luke: "She likes older men and broke writers. I fit all three categories. I'm 12-years older. Her father was a broke writer when he met Suze, and she became a pornographer to support his writing."

Adam: "So she's almost reliving her mother's path?"



The acorn does not fall far from the tree.




Hanukkah Harry gives his seal of approval to the relationship
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