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I've often thought about getting a part-time job at an adult gift store just to observe the customers, especially the really weird ones. I'm really amused by shit like that but the thing that always stopped me was the thought of possibly having to deal with other people's "fluids" in some capacity such as cleaning up the booths. I couldn't deal with the shit my friends would put me through if I was the jizz mopper.

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A jizz mopper is pretty much the bottom of the porn totem pole.