Oh, what the fuck. Aussie/Zealander rugby is the home of the sports move known as the "shocker." Kiwi, Aussie, Bagongalong Dipsydouauie I don't give a rat's petard. It was a shot at the America's Cup. If ye've got half a brain to refute that..then engage that cranium. Else, we've had the fukkin' trophy for so long, I don't care if Kurt Waldheim stole it for his Nazi Museum...it's ours and we want it the fuck back.

Here's hoping you know the difference between a main cleet and a genny halyard, and I ain't referrin' to Padova's clitoris...though I believe I could said to Catalina with her hood.