That motherfucker is at the point of death, I'd swear to it. And it couldn't come soon enough.

Fayner's life hitherto:
Fayner after he finally looks into the mirror he's been doing blow off of for all these years:
The world's reaction:
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."