The level of alt.porn.shittiness has just been elevated. Didn't put them in one post so they could be resized.

I can't even begin to describe the hideousness captured here...a Kodak Moment this is NOT.

Here we have alt.porn at its best:
outdated sparkly blue eyeliner from the 1970s,
fishnet gloves...WTF is that,
chain smoking Marlboros like a CERCLA site,
that ritzy 1/24th-carat diamond nose stud,
fingernails last washed when The Greatest American Hero was cancelled,
eyes 3/4 shut down from the meth/heroin abuse,
etc
etc
etc.

I knew I'd seen these two whores together before...

Here's Nyomi Zen. No seeming relation to Lezley, who is way hotter. I gotta say, nothing tells me my porn whore is sexy like her slowly letting that creeping RJ Reynolds death reek out of her mouth. I mean, woman, blow the stuff out. Get rid of it. Oh, BTW, nice little package of life-sustaining goodies: smokes, gum, celly, pouch of meth and probably a few old rubbers, just in case Mark Wallice hits on her. Can't wait to see you at Colorado Outward Bound.

Then we come to Joanna the Tatoo Joo. Somewhere, Joanna told Duke Floored that she's been compared to Marissa Tomei, which is a nice fantasy, except for the following problems:
Tatoo Joo is Jewish and has a huge beak, Marissa is Italian, Christian and has had hers fixed;
Marissa has been nominated for awards for her acting, TJ can't act (or really fuck well, for that matter);
Marissa has worked with such poor performers as Michael Keaton, Joe Pesci, and Mel Gibson. TJ has worked with such luninaries as...umm...Eon?
Marissa went to BU, TJ went to Rutgers aka New Jersey A&M.

Claiming she was/is intelligent, TJ once said, "I was like a smart person." "Five years, don't tall anyone that..." Way to go TJ...your intellectual dishonesty on full display.

And what's with the salad plate in the ear? You stretch those things out further and we'll have to send out Lisa Ling and Stone Phillips with a NG camera crew. Maybe you could do some promos for Mikasa.

she looks lik a pig... must be the nose.. italian noses, great. Joannas nose... nope, not so great.

In considering your post concerning noses, I wonder if there is any sort of future for the following type of scene:

Whore is on her knees, upright, smoking and letting that shit slowly seep out of her piehole. Annoyed, the himbo comes over and begins throat-fucking the whore. As the guy is deep throating her, would the smoke not be forced out of her nose, flowing downards onto the stunt dick's...dick?

funny shit Willie

Only thing I noticed, much to my surprise, was Bishop TD Jakes making a surprise appearance. I didn't know the Bishop was into alt.evangelizing: