I was looking for CD-R's at a department store yesterday and I ran across this.



I immediately wanted to purchase it for smartt. It reminded me so much of the time he said he hooked his penis pump up to a playstation. I thought it he could stick it in his rectum and plug it in. So when he reads xxxpt and I bitch slap him on the board he will actually feel his ass bleed.

toodles

PS: smartt next time you feel like taking a picture of your genitals remember to take one of your anus, i got a $50 dollar bill that says it is as blown as Mila's.

PPS: jrv this is not it. what I have planned will take weeks of ground work.