Hmmmmm, where ya goin', Burg?

I should have put this in the Monkey Cage...JRV can move it if he wants.

I will be gone a large portion of the time for the next month and a half...I will still check in as often as I can...as I said to Mr Malice in a PM the other day:

" I love this forum...I will never totally leave, even after I die...I will log in on Satan's computer and post from hell ! I will still check in as often as I can (definitely at night before I go to bed, this place is great for guaranteeing fucked up dreams )"

It's a good thing....lately I have been more horny than angry, so the break will be beneficial. I lost it in my ridiculous attempts to liven up ADT (wow that place is insipid.)

Keep the lights on, and save me a warm whore.

OK, moved.

I like the first post. Short, to the point, no ambiguity.

I'm really gonna miss Da Burglar.

I know, Burg, you're not totally leaving us, but you're one of the most funny, insightful posters here who really knows how to fuck shit up the right way in an already fucked up world. What I better place to hear about it than xpt. It's nice that your new projects are keeping you busy. Hope there's still time to sched Las Vegas in January. Fuck, I'm usually more articulate and my posts are never this sap laden. I haven't been this distraught since I broke my Prada sunglasses during a bj.

I used to travel in the shadows
And I never found the nerve to try and walk up to you
But now I am a man and I know that there's no time to waste
There's too much to lose
Girl you say anything at all, and you know that you can call
And I'll be right there for you
First love, heartbreak, tough luck, big mistake
What else can you do

*I'll say anything you want to hear
I'll see everything through
I'll do anything I have to do
Just to win the love of a girl like you, a girl like you

People talk and people stare, tell them I don't really care
This is the place I should be
And if they think it's really straange for a girl like you
To be in love with someone like me
I wanna tell them all to go to hell
That we're doing very well without them you see
That's just the way it is and they will see
I am yours and you are mine the way it should be

*Chorus

Now if I seem a little wild, there's no holding back
I'm trying to get a message to you
I won't take anything from anyone
I won't walk and I won't run, I believe in you
London, Washington, anywhere you are I'll run
Together we'll be
Inside, outside, got my pride
I won't let him take you from me

*Chorus


Sidenote: James is the best poster here...get him to go to vegas and I will buy you a new pair of prada sunglasses.

Sidenote#2; If you are banging Mr Malice, show him these lyrics and make him sing them the next time he fucks you on top of the dishwasher as it cleans the morning's mess from the western omelete breakfast he made you on a Sunday morning after a night down in Newport Beach at Blackies (the awesome place with the sign "Sorry We are OPEN")

Sidenote #3; Malice, if you are banging Gia...Keep doing it...

DaBurglar,

I really hope your non-FDA approved treatment works out. The fucking AMA has screwed shit up royally for people willing to take a chance. On the bright side, I hear the climate in Brazil is very favorable, and the nurses very accomodating.

Best to you.

Brazil? Ummmm...no, but close. Try, back & forth between Albany NY and Hartford for a month and a half...

The only place I go for out-of-the-country medical care/therapy is Sweden for a massage in a Stockholm Bathhouse by a girl named Inga with 40DD tits who sings "She'll be coming 'round the mountain" (in English but with a thick accent) while wearing one of those helmets with Viking wings on it. For some reason I get instant wood under those circumstances....

That sounds pretty damn cool...do you get any old Rodox magazines to read...the ones with the kinky nuns?

Lieutenant Dan/Da Burg, hope you feel better.

instead of making a post saying you're leaving the site why not just leave? are you that desperate for attention that you need a bunch of random people on the internet to fawn all over you?

I understand why you won't post anymore. you beat the drunken wheelchair guy bit into the ground. it wasn't funny the first time you did it but now it's beyond lame.

however, I won't be surprised to see you posting again in a couple weeks with another act even worse than the one before.

P.S. please stop posting your picture in threads. your fat, ugly face makes Tom Petty look like a Calvin Klein model.

Kyoto you do realize this really isnt a picture of him dont you?

I sure missed reading your posts Kyoto - the original Mr. Cuddles!

Isn't that the heat meiser?

you became a mod, seperated yourself from the inmates and responsibility and even personal investment started leeching from some recess in your mind. you started out much less mature and friendly than the others you joined.

the shit eats through coolness like worms in an apple or smartt's organs--why the fuck would someone accept a position where you're supposed to keep some kind of order when the best part about this place is saying obnoxious, strange and hurtful things? i never got that move--other than monkey who's a mod because they didn't know how else to deal with him----when you put the "Moderator" in your profile you might as well be strapping on a whistle and hall monitor uniform. with a star of david. at mecca. during the special blood-drinking prayers.


anyhow, moderators on the internet are rent-a-cops and the position makes you unfunny and at a disjoint from all that is not bono-one. it's not like you can really abuse the powers in ways that involve cruise missiles, securities fraud or even getting someone arrested as a grave-robber or something.

get out and well you still can, good luck in the meantime and come back cleansed of the taint of the smartt-backers you shared a title with. and stop drinking so much, or at least talking about it.

as an addendum, thanks for the flattery-let's leave it as flattery, i'm sure the number of new posts i've started that trainwrecked into a pity-reply because they're only interesting to me(johnwestfan-slutwife) are as high as anyone's. enough with the nice shit, steve holmes is out there and he's still alive.