Brazil? Ummmm...no, but close. Try, back & forth between Albany NY and Hartford for a month and a half...

The only place I go for out-of-the-country medical care/therapy is Sweden for a massage in a Stockholm Bathhouse by a girl named Inga with 40DD tits who sings "She'll be coming 'round the mountain" (in English but with a thick accent) while wearing one of those helmets with Viking wings on it. For some reason I get instant wood under those circumstances....