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#127284 - 11/05/05 05:11 PM
How Can I Become Cool?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/15/04
Posts: 68
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First I have to get all "inked" up with meaningless and hideous tattoos (e.g. a playboy bunny or paw prints). My real hair will have to be replaced with very expensive pieces of horse/donkey hair extensions. Then, after I achieve a tweaker body and enema-bags for tits, finally I could be cool. Maybe even cool enough for a Robby D Disaster
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#127287 - 11/05/05 05:44 PM
Re: How Can I Become Cool?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Zoinks...Jinkees....someone else notices this too...  I haven't been cool since 6th grade Talent Show when I did my Armored Car under attack by professional bank robbers routine.
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#127288 - 11/06/05 04:20 AM
Re: How Can I Become Cool?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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First I have to get all "inked" up with meaningless and hideous tattoos (e.g. a playboy bunny or paw prints). My real hair will have to be replaced with very expensive pieces of horse/donkey hair extensions. Then, after I achieve a tweaker body and enema-bags for tits, finally I could be cool. Maybe even cool enough for a Robby D Disaster
Preach on, sister, preach on! 
Or in other words, don't go changin'...
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#127290 - 11/06/05 08:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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You can have the instructions for how to do a Donkey Punch tattooed on your back in Chinese.
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#127292 - 11/06/05 08:15 PM
Re: How Can I Become Cool?
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 473
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How can I become cool?
Eh, I've heard that some people try porn.
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#127294 - 11/06/05 08:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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#127295 - 11/06/05 09:52 PM
Re: How Can I Become Cool?
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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sounds good to me
i never pass up a chance to fuck a hot chick!!
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#127297 - 11/06/05 11:00 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 11/03/05
Posts: 35
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First I have to get all "inked" up with meaningless and hideous tattoos (e.g. a playboy bunny or paw prints). My real hair will have to be replaced with very expensive pieces of horse/donkey hair extensions.
Are you talking about Joanna Angel and her kind of girls?
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#127300 - 11/07/05 02:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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#127301 - 11/07/05 04:06 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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#127302 - 11/11/05 01:55 AM
Re: How Can I Become Cool?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/24/05
Posts: 56
Loc: lying in a port-a-potty lookin...
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Ashley  , can I pull blow out of your asshole?  thats cool
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#127303 - 11/11/05 02:54 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 10/17/05
Posts: 32
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Ashley is going to out alt.porn the alt.porn crowd.She told me she is going to get a eye patch tattoo over her right eye and shes also going to get some bolts put into her neck like Herman Munster.Oh and she will be starting a new trend with some wicked cool tats of speed bumps on her ass. 
Get in line losers and follow the NEW leader of alt.porn......JM Productions and Ashley Blue. 
You could start a trend and lose a limb...or two, get a tracheotomy so when it comes time to make another oral video, they can surpass your mouth and just go down the gullet through the tracheal hole. 
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#127304 - 11/11/05 02:58 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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#127305 - 11/11/05 03:05 PM
Re: How Can I Become Cool?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Ashley , can I pull blow out of your asshole?
thats cool
No, smartt, you may not. On the other hand...GSkye...
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#127306 - 11/12/05 12:36 AM
Re: How Can I Become Cool?
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 48
Loc: Tampa Bay, FL
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Heya Ashley! You Hot Fuckin' Slut!  I brought-up the same topic recently in another post .. Tits & Tats - The New Trend.. and DON'T YOU DARE go messin' with that perfect, petite all-natural body of yours!! You have to realize that most of these girls need to draw attention to their physical "appearance", 'cause their sexual "performance" just ain't cuttin' it!  Stay who you ARE! Nasty, Naughty & Natural!  And please do some more raunchy girl/girl stuff for your female fans!
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#127310 - 11/15/05 10:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Hey William! What's with posting my butt shot in response to nachovx's comments?!
I told him to do that cause this pic is SO gorgeous, it deserves to be seen full size.
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#127312 - 11/15/05 10:42 PM
Re: How Can I Become Cool?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Smartt writes -
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I told him to do that cause this pic is SO gorgeous, it deserves to be seen full size.
Ummmm, Thanks ... I guess  Although wouldn't it have been better suited somewhere else, perhaps in a post that [already] bears my name? As opposed to in response to someone who might be "takin' it up the dark alley" from a group of foreign transsexuals?  Again, just curious. lol
Well, that butt shot is so inviting, so mesmerizing, that it doesn´t really need a plausible reason to be included on any thread.
In fact, this gorgeous, hypnotic butt shot should be everyone´s signature, so we could look at those round, firm, gracious buttocks every time we logged in.
Face it, honey: your butt is a living icon of all the best buttiness that the butt world has to offer to all of us, butt-lovers.
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Apart from that don't change a thing! 
I guess the pic doesn't work that well as an avatar. 
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