Luke and Holly date night:

7:00pm - Luke pulls out his suit for the evening from an old U-haul box in the closet.

7:15pm - Luke tries in vein to get a few deep wrinkles out of the suit. The one at the crotch is especially stubborn.

7:30pm - Luke does some last minute confirming with Holly. He asks if she wants him to pick her up. Holly screams "NO!", remembering the permanent stain she got on the back of her dress the last time she sat in his van.

8:15pm - Holly arrives at Luke's pad. Debbie Gibson's Only In My Dreams greets her as she walks in. Holly immediately sprints to her car. Luke, not the most athletic of men, is able to catch up because Holly, while in a state of shock and fear, dropped her keys while attempting to unlock the car door. Luke persuades her to stick around.

9:45pm - Dinner at Johnny Rocket's on Melrose. Luke's effort to secure a table at the ultra-posh Dolce by blackmailing Ashton Kutcher with photoshopped pics of him and an underage male prostitute didn't work. So burgers and milkshakes it is.

10:15pm - Dancing at Arena. Luke is doing fine until he spots his former Rabbi getting a handjob from a big-tit blonde in a secluded corner booth. Luke's world crashes in on him.

11:00pm - Luke recovers at UCLA Medical Center from his panic attack. Holly is lovingly at his side. They agree to make it a Blockbuster night.

12:00pm - Holly's home. There's an argument over which movie to watch. Holly makes her case for The Dreamers. Luke is insistent on The Nun's Story. It's a deadlock, so they decide to have awkward sex instead.