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Luke, this is utterly depraved.

If you're going to go the starving artist route, the bad haircut and holes in the knees of your jeans are only mildly attractive if you also seem dangerous. I admit that pulling out your bondage hoodie to the tune of Terry Jacks' "Seasons in the Sun" is creepy as fuck but you're just not going to come off as a literary outlaw with a soundtrack that makes Crosby Stills and Nash sound like bad-ass motherfuckers.

And, worse, I don't think you even like that bubblegum spastic muzak. It's just another schtick, like your faux Jewishness.

Ultimately, getting attention - positive or negative - is more important to you than meeting someone outside of your narrow circle of sterile Jewish yentas that you're dying to have tie you up in their motherly apron strings.



Hahahahahahaha...that's all I can say. BTW, he did just get a haircut. And new jeans.
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