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...red bull and that shit makes me feel drunk...



Holy crap! You're not joking about that, are you? When I lived in Chicago, a group from my office (bond underwriters), went down to Mother Hubbard's after work and started drinking Red Bull and Vodkas. By midnight we were at the closest legal nudie club in Joliet. By 3 a.m. we were deer hunting on some guys farm in Will County and stuffing some huge doe into a meat locker. By 9 the next day I am on the Amtrak headed back to Union Station, still wide awake and watching the local station on Chicago cable that changes from English --> Farsi--> Polish throughout the day. Nasty stuff!