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Who says romance is dead?

Port-a-potties are scummier but too small to shoot in.

You could mix in elements of Midnight Prowl by using a toilet at a porn shop. You drag the whore into the store by the scruff of her neck, ask the clerk where the toilet is, and drag her there for the deed. Too expensive to do regularly, but maybe as a one-off shoot, titled "How to Express your Love and Affection for your Babe".

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I nominate this for "best new porn concept of the year" award, which should be handed out by tony at the avn's with a clip running on the overhead screens.