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In keeping with JM’s long standing dedication to quality and realism, each toilet used in Swirlies is real, functioning, in-service and certainly not sterile.


What..has Nick Manning been using them recently?

Acutally, that would be a good intro to the movie. Nick or Lockjaw or some other greasy porn loser is sitting on the street corner, finishing off a Colt .45 sixer. He jumps up 'cause he's gotta go like a Russian racehorse. Fade to loser finishing up his excratory abuse of the commode. Then march in the whore and get down to business.

The theme song could be "So What" by the Anti-Nowhere League.