JM Productions Announces New Video Series: SWIRLIES
Company turns their interview process into cinematic gold.
November 2, 2005



Chatsworth, CA – JM Productions has long been known for having one of the most unconventional interview processes in the industry for prospective whores who are looking to break into the glamorous world of adult films. Much like the rest of the industry, JM has every new whore fill out a questionnaire which obtains important information such as their date of birth, whether or not they do anal, and when they were first molested by their father. But that’s where the similarity ends.

As one might expect, working for JM, whose product is known throughout the world for blazing new trails in the exciting and rewarding pseudo-science of degradation, is not for every whore. The company’s interview process seeks to weed out the girls who are too worthless and weak to be transformed into cum receptacles for the viewing pleasure of their demented fans. “Our interviews have been both the beginning and the end for the careers of many wannabe cum dumpsters,” explains company publicist Tony Malice, “It’s an excruciating gauntlet, but those who make it past the last and final phase, the Swirlie, are true JM material.”

But just what exactly is a Swirlie? “It’s actually very romantic,” explains JM Productions founder Jeff Steward, “A Swirlie is the act of savagely flushing a whore’s head in the toilet until her hair is a bacteria infested, piss soaked mess and her last drop of dignity is drained to the ocean.”

One might also wonder how the Swirlie, a ritualistic part of every day life for a JM employee, came to be the company’s latest new video series. “A few months ago when I went into the office to pick up my paycheck Jeff (Steward) was having a bad day, so he gave me a Swirlie to make himself feel better,” explains JM contract whore Ashley Blue, “The next day when I was at the dentist getting my teeth replaced I had an epiphany – let’s capture this magic on video for all of America to enjoy!”

The next day Ashley contacted Steward who completely agreed that Swirlies was a great concept and immediately tapped longtime JM director Jim Powers to helm the new series. “The idea of flushing these girls’ heads down a filthy toilet seemed like a lot of fun to me, but at first I wasn’t sure if it was enough,” explains a reflective Powers, “But once I decided to precede each Swirlie with violent sodomy I knew I had found the perfect marriage of stroke value and sadism.”

In keeping with JM’s long standing dedication to quality and realism, each toilet used in Swirlies is real, functioning, in-service and certainly not sterile.

Swirlies hits the streets simultaneously on VHS & DVD November 14th and stars Ariana Jollee, Kelly Rose, Angelina Bonet, Julie Night and Ruby Red. Distributors can order now by contacting JM at (800)550-3659. For more information or to order your copy, please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web!

Where are these toilets? Are there different ones used or is it the same one in all the scenes?
I think Im gonna like this one...

Who says romance is dead?

Port-a-potties are scummier but too small to shoot in.

You could mix in elements of Midnight Prowl by using a toilet at a porn shop. You drag the whore into the store by the scruff of her neck, ask the clerk where the toilet is, and drag her there for the deed. Too expensive to do regularly, but maybe as a one-off shoot, titled "How to Express your Love and Affection for your Babe".

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In keeping with JM’s long standing dedication to quality and realism, each toilet used in Swirlies is real, functioning, in-service and certainly not sterile.

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What..has Nick Manning been using them recently?

Acutally, that would be a good intro to the movie. Nick or Lockjaw or some other greasy porn loser is sitting on the street corner, finishing off a Colt .45 sixer. He jumps up 'cause he's gotta go like a Russian racehorse. Fade to loser finishing up his excratory abuse of the commode. Then march in the whore and get down to business.

The theme song could be "So What" by the Anti-Nowhere League.

Ariana Jollee. Should have flushed twice!

looks like my avatar is a trendsetter

When they're getting pumped in ass, and their head is being flushed down the toilet, do you have anyone pissing on them at the same time too?

If not theres a new idea!

I think this new development is awful and that no good will come of it.

hahah...yeah great...I posted about this idea in June

although I cant wait to see what this vid looks like, Im sure it will be great. and without even seeing the initial offering, Im hoping it will be a continuing series.

It looks like another winner.