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BRASILIA, Brazil - A congressional panel on Thursday voted overwhelmingly to submit former presidential aide Jose Dirceu to impeachment proceedings over his alleged involvement in a corruption scandal.

The Ethics Committee action means an impeachment vote will be held in the lower house of Congress next month, when Dirceu could be expelled for "lack of decorum" and barred from holding public office for eight years.

Dirceu resigned his chief of staff post in President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva's Cabinet in June amid charges he orchestrated illegal campaign funding and a scheme to bribe legislators for their support in Congress.

Dirceu, 59, has called the impeachment a "political execution" and claims there is no proof of his wrongdoing.

In June, former Rep. Roberto Jefferson accused Dirceu of spearheading a bribes-for-votes scheme to garner support for government projects in Congress.

Dirceu immediately resigned his Cabinet post but retained his legislative seat. Jefferson was expelled from Congress on Sept. 14.

Silva has not been personally linked to the alleged schemes, but his popularity has fallen sharply, and it's not clear whether he will run for re-election in 2006.

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-Associated Press

ITHACA, New York-A recently completed study at the Cornell University School of Veterinary Medicine may shed interesting light on the Brazilian species. In a controlled, 5-year series of experiments, Brazilian men, women and children were exposed to human corpses similar to the bodies of homeless streetchildren common throughout their native land.

With a negligable margin of error, 95% or greater of subjects exhibited a Pavlovian response. What exactly this was, according to Dr.Maurice Lester is "A Pavlovian response, same as the dog-they'd start salivating like a fucking german shepard when the corpses were put in front of them and the majority of the male subjects seemed to experience some kind of sexual excitement but we couldn't tell if we were looking at a penis or simply another boil given the obesity most displayed. Brazilians are below animals,effective January 1 of next year the Academy of Vetrinary Sciences is no longer obligated to treat these filthy beasts".

The implications for the overburdened public health services in the United States are expected to be dramatically fewer hospital beds, given that 78% of all HIV-positive persons admitted last year were of Brazilian heritage. This latest announcement freeing vets from a duty to treat Brazilians struck by cars or displaying massive signs of infection consistent with a country lacking toilet paper and means to brush their teeth will allow pounds to keep cats, dogs, and parakeets from being euthanized an average of one year, compared to just 3 weeks at presstime.

me, if I were brazilian =>

Brazil,birth place of the she-male.