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KURT LOCKWOOD TAKES IT UP THE ASS - FOR A WOMAN!: I am pleased to announce that unnamed inside sources have confirmed AVN Award Winning straight male porn stud Kurt Lockwood did indeed perform a strap-on scene for Shane’s World earlier this week -- and I’m told it’s everything they were hoping for and then some! The movie is directed by Devinn Lane, who came to me for suggestions on casting a few weeks back. I brought up Lockwood’s name as a joke and followed it up with, “But actually, if you paid him an ungodly amount of money, he would probably do it. But it’d be well spent! I guarantee you that sales for that movie would go through the roof.” Looks like Lane took my advice to heart, though she was unfortunately unavailable for comment at press time. (AdultFYI cites the “ungodly” amount as $3,000.00 though that has not been confirmed.)

Lockwood has been endlessly ridiculed by straight porn folk for a host of reasons, one of them being his rumored love of taking it up the ass from his girlfriends. His turnabout performance in what promises to be a Shane’s World masterpiece is, quite frankly, his ultimate “fuck you” to that controversy. He’s owning it unapologetically. It is unequivocally the most mature gesture I’ve seen him make in the past year.

And I’m not just saying that because I can’t wait to see him take it up the ass. …Although, really, I can’t fucking wait to see him take it up the ass!

Anyway, bravo, Kurt! Now if you could just stop wasting your energy replying to online haters and cease giving them a piece of your preciousness, you might just be the biggest man I know.