where is ronaldo or zidane when you need a futballah to kick a diseased womb in? seriously, soccer could be HUGE in america if they'd just use their cleats to kick the placenta out of girls in situations such as these.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits