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#126252 - 11/01/05 05:11 AM
Re: Fun Gag Factor Fan Mail!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Greetings
My name is Juan, and i am writing about your gag factor videos!
I download a lot of shit on the internet out of curiosity etc etc Of course, im a male and sometime i look for porn, one of the great features the internet has to offer.... i want porn for free? ill get it!!! doesnt matter where or when..... if i want it, i find it!
Bornyo's Latin American Dictator Theory notwithstanding, I think this fucker was smoking a joint laced with Cocaine when he wrote this...these opening sentences and their random, noncorelating thoughts read like someone who is on METH, but the lack of BOLD Capitalization downgrades it to some other substance
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I mean seriously, i smoke weed, and i break the law with that...... cause i smoke a PLANT!!!! A WEED ITS NOT EVEN A GODDAMN PLANT....... AND YOU PEOPLE RAPE WOMEN, SEND IT ACROSS THE WORLD via the internet...... WHERE IS YOUR DIGNITY?? IF ANY AT ALL???? You should all be shot without questioning!!!!!
XPT Non-sequitur quote of the year....
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I mean, you must have a lot of "brainsick-perverted-ready-to-be-taken-to-the-nearest-mental-clinic-to-be-locked-up-forever-and-throw-away-the-key" fans that find the sound of a choking woman and the view of vomit n cum soked dicks ON TURNING........ (god help us)
This definitely sounds like SIMP / CAOH..... 
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i cant explain your existance in any way...... Its exactly videos like yours and people like YOU, that RAPE AND KILL WOMEN!!!! IT IS YOU THAT SPAWN LESBIANS!!! IT IS YOU THAT MAKE WOMEN AFRAID OF SEX!!!!!
Marketing slogan right there for you guys... "JM PRODUCTIONS: We Spawn Lesbians"
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Where i live now, i lived before aswell! And in between i lived in the UNITED STATES OF FUCKED UP PEOPLE (and i was born in that shitty country too :-( ) The sex here and there..... the difference is like Dark and Light, Black and White, yes and no!
Steve Holmes and Germany are obviously excluded from this blanket generalization...in America we dont celebrate genital infections or pooping all over ourselves....
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HERE, Women are not afraid of the cock! here they like it..... Nobody forces anybody to do anything....... I have a lot of fun in bed with women.... creativity and imagination etc etc but in the US, women touched my dick like if they never touched a dick before! and after i had sex with them like i do, they couldnt get enough of..... and just because i treated them like humans.... like women..... like the miraculous beings that they are! Miraculous? i wouldnt be surprised AT ALL if you didnt understand why i say miraculous! For it is the female that has the ability to create something as complex as a human life! Something you people will NEVER EVER LEARN to appreciate! just look at your videos (barf)
This is the punchline of the whole letter....look at the hodgepodge of sentiment and political beliefs in this paragraph. First, he makes reference to females in his land not being afraid of...."THE COCK"...???? 'THE' cock? Only women/lesbians typically speak of the male organ in this detached tense so Juan could in fact be a 'Juanita' or even a transexual....maybe this was even one of Nacho Vidal's sycophants.
He also makes reference to all the sex he has had, yet he obviously spends a lot of time downloading and watching all kinds of porn. Then, his subtle 'right-to-life' rant whereby he starts calling women 'miraculous' because they can give life seems to me he/she/it may be a sexually frustrated child/relative of one of the Right Wing Conservative Hispanics in Texas or Florida, recently scared by Albert Gonzales crusade against porn. Or maybe he is (one of) Alyssa West's former Mexican Landscapers from her early High School days in Texas who got the poor girl started in realizing how 'Miraculous' she could be... 
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When a girl or woman here sucks my dick.... i dont even have to move! They PLAY with me! And the more NOTHING i do.... the better it feels! And the more they do it, the more fun they have! you guys will never feel the same feeling like i do when we have our dicks sucked!!! you force your women while having a whole goddamn camara team video tape and take pictures of your oh so joyful scene!!!! its never fun when you force someone to something......
This sounds like maged....
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and if any of you shit guys (cause thats a thing, men like you make men like me look bad)
Funniest single sentence in the whole thing....this guy must be a fan of Evil Angel Trannie, if not Nacho himself.
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Monkeys evolved...... not into smarter beings.... cause u dont see monkey throatfucking eachother! So Monkeys actually evolved to something more pathetic! And here they are! fucking women in the mouth...... lol it is men like you that dont know that the vagina actually has TWO orifices...... no, not the ass and the pussy.... the pussy itself has 2 holes... believe it or not....
I never fucked a woman's bladder before....what does that feel like? 
This has to have come from SIMP.....
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