Often times I like to go to strip clubs because I need to remind myself why I hate going to strip clubs. Last night I'm sending one of the guys, from the office, off to retirement, I figure hey the codger likes young pussy, why not take him to a strip club. The ladies were looking good and everyone was having a good time. We got the codger several dances and he didn't have a heart attack or anything. He's having such a good time I figure I'll try a lap dance too. The girl was smoking when she finally got to the part where she puts crotch in my face. The overwhelming odor of august road killed skunk began to fill my nostrils. I'm frozen I didn't know what to do she was keeping it there to long I was holding my breath and about to run out of air. When she finally moved she must have saw something was up from the expression on my face. When the dance was over she asked me and I told her straight up, didn't pull any punches, I guess I could have been a little more tactful, but hey it's my money right?Ladies if your going to push your coochie into a guys face, for a living, for the love of God please wash your twat.
Even if she was sweating all nite but showered before work there is absolutely NO reason why it should smell that way, in fact smell at all. She must have a relaly bad infection in her TWAT (god I love that word).
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