Someone needs to set up an XPT male porn star bitch-slapping contest. I'd suggest the "round-robin" format so we can see earch man-bitch try and slap all the others around. Who would the entries be? Possibilities...

Wankmus
Talon
TT Dwarf
Dirty Izzy
Kurt Lockjaw
Nick Manning
Cryin Knox
Dan DeArmond
the 15th Brazilian tranny to bareback Ariana's dirt-chute.

What others? And would the receive extra points for correctly quoting the beatdowns from the Mickey Avalon song?