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I recently had 2 bizarre episodes of bodily function mishaps, whereby I sneezed while peeing and while jerking off at the point of orgasm.

The peeing/sneezing incident was amusingly reminicent of the the Firewall Threads whereby I imagined the 2 second loss of stream control during urination when I sneezed to be what Jenna's Number one crippled fan goes through 3 or 4 times a day at least...



The sneezing at the point of orgasm, however, was more problematic, given that not only did I not enjoy it, but in my head, the fantasy element was ruined because, say, what would be the reaction of some chick if I was jerking off on her face and then all of a sudden I sneezed and the spooge went flying all over the place except on her face? Any chicks chime in with input on this....

CAOH...where ya been bro?

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