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#126027 - 10/27/05 04:47 PM Hey where's cumalloverher been?
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Registered: 01/02/05
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I recently had 2 bizarre episodes of bodily function mishaps, whereby I sneezed while peeing and while jerking off at the point of orgasm.

The peeing/sneezing incident was amusingly reminicent of the the Firewall Threads whereby I imagined the 2 second loss of stream control during urination when I sneezed to be what Jenna's Number one crippled fan goes through 3 or 4 times a day at least...



The sneezing at the point of orgasm, however, was more problematic, given that not only did I not enjoy it, but in my head, the fantasy element was ruined because, say, what would be the reaction of some chick if I was jerking off on her face and then all of a sudden I sneezed and the spooge went flying all over the place except on her face? Any chicks chime in with input on this....

CAOH...where ya been bro?
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#126028 - 10/27/05 05:11 PM Re: Hey where's cumalloverher been?
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

I recently had 2 bizarre episodes of bodily function mishaps, whereby I sneezed while peeing and while jerking off at the point of orgasm.

The peeing/sneezing incident was amusingly reminicent of the the Firewall Threads whereby I imagined the 2 second loss of stream control during urination when I sneezed to be what Jenna's Number one crippled fan goes through 3 or 4 times a day at least...



The sneezing at the point of orgasm, however, was more problematic, given that not only did I not enjoy it, but in my head, the fantasy element was ruined because, say, what would be the reaction of some chick if I was jerking off on her face and then all of a sudden I sneezed and the spooge went flying all over the place except on her face? Any chicks chime in with input on this....

CAOH...where ya been bro?




Cumalloverher is visiting cumallovergrandma in the hospital. Turns out cumallovergrandma hada heart atttack last week.

CAOH You and your family are in my prayers.


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#126029 - 10/27/05 06:49 PM Re: Hey where's cumalloverher been?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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cumalloverher = simp

about simps grandmother

enjoy

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#126030 - 10/27/05 10:47 PM Re: Hey where's cumalloverher been?
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cumalloverher = simp

about simps grandmother

enjoy




Thanks, that was a good one.

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