I fucking knew it...Monkey was right again...JRV is the antichrist.

The complete lack of hate that existed here after the Smartt Bullshit has finally come to a head like a blind zit that annoyed you for 33 days. Now I am in a fight for my very XPT life with fucking Smiling Arab, a prick who I heretofore admired. But he, along with several other magnificent bastards, packed up and left after the whole smartt-gate, where I, the Mod without a country, wanted to, and actually did, ban the sick bastard halfway through the whole shitty ordeal. Of course the fucker just created 'Second Smartt" and continued on his merry way, but the point was I acted swiftly...then JRV steps in with his oversized whistle and polka dot penalty flag and says, "Ahem, now now...." followed by a week long hand wringing then a delayed action penalty boxing of the sick fuck.

Meanwhile, the fire and brimstone of the cage and XPT is snuffed out, Arab is gone, Monkey is preoccupied with Monkey Business and I am left to drink alone and jerk off to the fairly decent whores who all of a sudden start posting here....

Coincidence? No, this is all JRVs fault...this is what he wanted all along, the best posters to slay one another so he could then rule the playground like Saruman from lord of the rings....

Fuck, 13 hours of sobriety shot to hell....

Nice to see Bert back in action.

GUAPO..... Hee Hee Hee, that's funny. Their pen to paper is Krylon to Concrete.

My God, man, snap out of it. One fucking post and you're like Carrot Top rolling out all of the props in your suitcase.

Just talk. Is that so hard? When you first came here, that's what you did. You made jokes, we laughed, we ruined the money-making ponzi schemes of Mr. Burns and the former Mrs. Cal Jammer. Everything I see from you these days is like some hyperactive and compulsive gonzo hack like Fayner who finds a ready pose and a David Lee Roth lyric for all occasions. It's boring. You don't have to do shit about it to appease anyone: do whatever you want. I'm just not going to bother reading any of it because I've seen it before and it's never any different.