Cathartic? Holy Christ, that was like passing a kidney stone. It's hard to be that retarded. I can only guess that Fayner must exist in a kind of living hell spending every single day of his life like that.

Sorry for targetting you Random, but you were the only one to bite from the get-go. I'm still pissed you didn't post the rest of the psychotic PMs I sent. Or Willie. But there's beauty--I learned this from The Master, aka dtdanza--in sending PMs and knowing they'll be posted.

In the end, I was hoping to drag Longshot out in a public, real-life showdown in the parking lot of a local Ralphs, take pictures of him in his eyeliner and gothy black jeans and submit them to mulletsgalore.com, but it was not to be. Next time, Ewok.