Starlet gets call from her agent in the morning.

Agent: "Hey I have you booked for a shoot at noon today. It's just b/g. Here are the directions to the set."

Starlet: "That sounds good. Thanks"

Starlet arrives to the set in a cheerful mood thinking to herself, its only a b/g scene today. No anal, no circus acts. She then goes to meet the director.

Director: "Hi, I'm John X. You look wonderful"

Starlet: "Thanks. Who will I be working with today?"

Director: "Well you know, we are an up and coming studio, competition, cheap sets, blah blah blah. This is the guy"


Starlets face turns ghost white. She starts to throw up a little in the back of her mouth.

Starlet: "I have to use the bathroom first" She grabs her purse and locks herself inside. Faint tears can be heard. Along with the sound of a lighter clicking and loud exhales of breath.

15 minutes later she stumbles out of bathroom glossy eyed and says" OK, I'm ready"

*end of example*

I feel for Genesis