Just look at Leah Luv on the boxcover and how can you not resist? She looks like she should still be in high school with those braces, not having her ass obliterated by big ol’ oily elephant dick Herschel Savage. This guy probably lives in a hursing home already, but he can still stuff his immense third rail into the tail w/ the best of the arrogant young bucks. Nothing personal, just unprofessional pettiness about guys 20+ years older than me wrecking the asses of babes 20 years younger than me, though I must admit now that I’m getting older I see it as a glimmer of hope for myself. Heck, Benjamin Franklin is the oldest motherfucker in porn and he still greases the wheels, so who cares if the hoes don’t. Sorry, but sometimes I’ve have to go through a personal catharsis in these reviews to stay sane and morally aware to not lose touch w/ my mutation.
Onto more important ponderings like the lusty Leah Luv; this little slyph of lust puts in a great performance and she’s in my cumshot crosshairs from now on. That’s one of the highest compliments that I can pay a porn chick. It was like Herschel’s hell piller didn’t phase her anus one bit and she’s got such an untainted teen appearance that makes it seem paradoxical. Her youth and his age almost makes one queasy yet for the sake of the eternally degenerate it makes it more sleazy. I love how her eyes await the cumming oaf’s load w/ an emptiness that touches me deeply w/a nihilistic purity. I can’t wrap words around it as easily as waxing the magic wand, so what the fuck is wrong w/ me? Seriously. Could I be a poet if I weren’t such a pervert? It’s better than being a satyr of hate says Dr. Loftus.
Hey, on a positive note, I’m also in ephemeral love w/ Tiffany Rayne. Perfect body for el Smutanic to whorship and watch out for more in the future. The way she looks at the camera says she’s probably done her whore homework before porn just like Jasmine Byrne. It’s impressive at such a young age to maintain eye contact w/ the camera like she knows exactly what my porn inflicted mind wants to see. Shit, you can’t even get that kind of attention from the established pros. Back in the day, porn chicks might glance into the camera , but now they look through the camera like playing in front of a mirror. I almost have to thank the evolution of POV. I put on some trance and had it looped so her ass bashing reverse cowgirl had me once again betwixt extacies. She sucks her ass off his cock like it was fine elderberry wine. More pleading eyes scrying the camera constantly. Oh, yeah, there’s two more scenes w/ Bailey and Jenny Jammer, but they pale in comparison to the aforementioned performances. This is my nom for anal flick of the year! I’ve been staring at it for 3 daze now.

btw Jeff, whoever did the cast by scene needs to put down the meth.