TMJ Lockwood writes like I imagine Fred O'Bannion from Dazed and Confused does (played by Ben Affleck).

And to refute his faggotnicity, he writes this gem
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If this stuff keeps happening I swear, I’ll ram my hard cock up every last one of these faggot’s asses to set them straight. Maybe then these butt pirates will learn to act professional!




Yeah, Lockjaw, you're as straight as a hobo in the Temderloin.