So I was looking for "The Office" earlier (it ain't on this week) and stumble across this crazy series about people trying to lose weight. These two look familiar, and were not voted off tonight:

I like Lisa Sparxxx. OK the porn name is kind of corny, but who doesn't have a silly porn pseudonym, except Gen Padova? Love the hips, love the natural rack, love the grill undefaced by the Nip/Tuck Clinic.

As for Uncle Ron...all I can recall is his infomercial for ExtenZe with Kim Chambers. I last saw it a week ago, about 3:00 a.m., bleary-eyed and still drunk from a Burglar-type vodka bender. All I can remember, except for Kim's fantastic tits, was this ultra-weak dialogue:

Hedgehog: {utters some sappy shit about something}
Kim Chambers: Awww, Ron. You're such a softie.
Hedgehog: {scolds Kim} Hey, don't ever say "soft" on this set!
uhh uhh uhh uhh

The ankles are usually an accurate predictor. Somebody find and post a picture of lisa's ankles before she shifted her focus to Emeril

Willie, I rest my case. Though the ankles are not shown clearly an affinity for cottage cheese is indicated.

I know, Bornyo, I know. And if she could just give up that tatoo on the small of her back...she is a very sexy woman otherwise. I'm willing to go fanboy and bet she can keep it up...she's smarter than the average porn whore.